And if you’re in charge of something and you think you’re a nice lady, no one else does. We’re never gonna have a nice lady run for president. You have to be a bitch to be that powerful. I just made a life choice.” But you shouldn’t like Hillary. I have to go to the bathroom.” And then if she tried to talk to me in the bathroom, I’d be like, “I’m sorry. Like, if she came up to talk to me at a party, I’d be like, “I’m sorry. Like, I voted for her, but I don’t like her. I think a lot of us are still trying to figure out how Hillary lost. I’m sorry, stripper, I can’t give this to you. Like, why you wanna put a woman on a dollar, anyway? It’s not like a man’s gonna look down at it and be like, “Oh, right, I gotta start respecting these. No, I don’t wanna donate to your children’s charity.
I was like, “I gotta open another account.” I can’t choose between two cats! I’m not a monster. I was like, “Cat.” And then I saw a second cat option. And I picked it, ’cause I’m the person you think I am. I mostly use a credit card, and there’s a picture of a cat on that. Like, we kept campaigning to get women on money. We gotta focus! We gotta focus on what we’re fighting for.
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Boy, do I love looking at those useless skin tags.” I’ve never seen a man’s nipple and been like, “Oh, now my day’s better. You know me, my main concern is the women.” “It’s why I call ’em ‘the women.'” And the whole debate is men are allowed to have their nipples on Instagram women aren’t. Sounds like a man infiltrated a meeting and he was like, “We gotta get these nipples on Instagram! Did you hear we can’t? It’s not fair… for the women. It’s just hard for me to even believe that that was a woman’s idea. But if all the women voted, and we got on the same page, and we wanted to go after nipple, fine, I’ll fight nipple, I’m a team player. So, personally, I think we should go after equal pay. We’re much more likely to get it accomplished. You sound like you’d be fairly irresponsible.”Īlso just logically, we focus our attention and power on one thing.
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Like, there’s some feminists that are like, “We wanna be in charge of stuff and we wanna get paid the same.” And then there’s other feminists that are like, “We wanna free the nipple on Instagram.” It’s like, “Hey, can we focus? I know she’s more fun, but can we focus?” It’s like if during the Revolutionary War, if some soldiers were like, “We wanna be independent!” and then other soldiers were like, “We wanna free the nipple on Instagram!” You’d be like, “Yeah, maybe England should stay in charge of you. I do think as feminists we’re fighting for too many things right now. It’s like, “I want equal pay and a chardonnay!” Well, then, just the chardonnay. Oh, feminism is fairly unpopular, so I should also point out I’m not, like, a buy-my-own-drinks kind of feminist. – Woman: Whoo! I– yeah, one person, that’s all. Oh, stop, stop! Thank you, thank you! Guys! Boy! What a time to be alive, huh? I probably don’t need to say this, but I should just let everyone know, – I am a feminist. – – Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, Michelle Wolf! Nice Lady is directed by stand-up comedian and writer Neal Brennan Comedian Michelle Wolf (The Daily Show with Trevor Noah) stars in her first HBO special - an hour of stand-up featuring her observations on feminism, dating, and other social issues.
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